[SNL] Britney Spears dance audition

The Demarco Brothers   

Britney Spears / Britney Spears 
Assistant / Tim Meadows 
Kyle Demarco / Chris Kattan 
Sean Demarco / Chris Parnell 
Dancer / Ana Gasteyer  

SNL - 2000/05/13

 

Britney Spears: Uh, thank you, great moves. We'll keep in touch alright?  

Dancer: Ok, thank you  

Britney Spears: Who's next?  

Assistant: Uh, Kyle Demarco, and his brother Sean Demarco  

Kyle DeMarco:  Oh my God, Hi, Hi, how are you? Oh my God Hi, hi, nice to meet you  

Sean DeMarco: Let me shake her hand.  

Kyle DeMarco: Oh my God my heart's going crazy  

Sean DeMarco: Oh my God you just said "crazy" like her song  

Kyle DeMarco: Oh my God, I totally did, I didn't mean to do that, oh my God!  

Assistant: Ok guys, calm down. Calm down guys  

Britney Spears: Ok, look guys I'm going on tour very soon and I'm looking for dancers with a lot of energy.  

Assistant: Right so, uh, let's see what you guys got.  

Kyle DeMarco: Ok... Give it up...  

Sean DeMarco: For Britney...You know it...  

Kyle DeMarco: TOTALLY!

Britney Spears: Those are nice.  

Sean DeMarco: We stayed up all night making them  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah we totally missed Felicity....ah ok ok ok  

Kyle DeMarco: Freedom  

Sean DeMarco: Freedom  

Kyle DeMarco: Trust  

Sean DeMarco: Trust  

Kyle DeMarco: Wings  

Sean DeMarco: Wings  

Kyle DeMarco: Give it up!  

Sean DeMarco: Woo!  

Kyle DeMarco: Oh my God,Oh my God you were so good  

Sean DeMarco: No you were so good  

Kyle DeMarco: I know totally I was, I was totally good I know that!  

Britney Spears: That was really interesting guys, um, you wanna show me something else?  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah, if you just give us a second here we will. God, what is that?  

Sean DeMarco: You ok-you ok?  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah I'm fine, I'm fine...how are my bangs?  

Sean DeMarco: They could be longer-uh-how are my pot marks?  

Kyle DeMarco: You can't see them.  

Britney Spears: You guys we really have a lot of other people to see-  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah, I know, ok, God, I know this, ok, God, what is this?...Ok...Let's do this  

Sean DeMarco: For Britney  

Kyle DeMarco: Totally!  

Kyle DeMarco: Uh, oh, uuuuh!  

Britney Spears: Ok, you guys were just wobbling  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah, ok and you just interrupted us. Thank you very much!  

Assistant: You guys got something else you can show us?  

Britney Spears: Yeah guys we're really running out of time.  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah, ok Little Miss Pissy, how 'bout you watch your lip?!  

Sean DeMarco: Hey Kyle!  

Kyle DeMarco: I just don't get it you know?  

Sean DeMarco: Kyle?  

Kyle DeMarco: What?  

Sean DeMarco: Look at me. Look at me. You take that fire that's going on inside of you right now, and you put it into the dance! Alright?  

Kyle DeMarco: Ok, ok.  

Sean DeMarco: Remember what Nanny Demarco said, "If you dream, dream out loud"  

Kyle DeMarco: Ok.  

Assistant: That's really great you guys but, uh, we gotta keep this thing moving because if we don't, I may have to shoot myself in the face.  

Britney Spears: Yeah, you guys wannna try another number or something?  

Kyle DeMarco: Yeah, we will, if you just give us a second ok? Uh, what, uh?  

Sean DeMarco: I know, terrible.  

Britney Spears: Ok, you guys were just spinning. That was awful!  

Kyle DeMarco: (crying)  

Sean DeMarco: What do you want from us? Do you want us to BLEED?!  

Kyle DeMarco: (crying) This business is so hard, it is so hard!  

Sean DeMarco: I know, I know. Come on let's just go buy some headbands or something ok?  

Kyle DeMarco: Ok...YOU PEOPLE!!!  

Assistant: Man those guys were terrible.  

Britney Spears: Totally...oh my God!  

Assistant: Well, the next audition isn't for another hour, you wanna practice the new number?  

Britney Spears: Yeah, sure.  

Assistant: Alright.

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