[SNL] Sarah Michelle Gellar의 Christina Aguilera parody

Making the Video: Christina Aguilera  

Christina Aguilera / Sarah Michelle Gellar
David LaChapelle / Jimmy Fallon
Vetiver Lee / Tracy Morgan
Extra 1 / Chris Kattan
Extra 2 / Maya Rudolph
Assistant director / Amy Poehler 
Guy in Mexican wrestling mask / Horatio Sanz
Redman / Dean Edwards  

Announcer: On this episode of "Making the Video" go for a ride with Christina Aguilera.

Christina Aguilera: Oh, yo, this is gonna get dirrty, y'all!

Announcer: And check out the world premiere of her new video, "Dirrty".

David LaChapelle: This video is gonna be real nasty, and real LaChapelle-like. A lot of subversive things, a lot of plushies, a lot of bad smells. It's sort of like if you pulled up a stink clog and Christina was hanging from it.

Christina Aguilera: David LaChapelle and me, you know, we sort of co-did this video together.
The song is called "Dirrty" but I wanted to call the song "[bleep] Guzzling [bleep]" but L'il Kim already used that.

Vetiver Lee: I was gonna put these little red panties on - on Christina. But she doesn't want to wear no pantie-P's. So I just spray painted her poo-poo red. Oh, we gotta grease you up, girl. Gimme that pork chop, throw ya ass around.

Christina Aguilera: You know that dirrty feeling, you know, when you wake up with no pants on, face down on the floor and you got like, like a condom in your ear? Well that's the feeling we're trying to create. I love that feeling. DAMN! 

Extra 1: Sometimes I get what I call a "Christina burn" from her, humping on me so hard.

Extra 2: Well, once I had a Christina burn on my back.

Assistant director: Okay, listen up, dancers and the first row of masturbators, I will be spraying you with an artificial B.O. Do not worry, it's only the water that they boil the lobsters in. Focus up.

David LaChapelle: Okay, guys. Okay, guys. Get up on it. Get up on this. Okay? And action.

Christina Aguilera: CUT! DAVID!

Assistant director: David? David?

David LaChapelle: Okay, what do you want? Tell David LaChapelle what you want.

Christina Aguilera: It ain't dirrty enough!

David LaChapelle: Can we get more urine in the fog machine, please?

Assistant director: Okay, could everybody take another dip in the litter boxes, please? And I am missing the guy in the Mexican wrestling mask.

Guy in Mexican wrestling mask: I just threw up in my mask!

Assistant director: Please wait for your cue next time! Okay, we're moving on, everybody - moving on to the party. Let's get Redman.

Redman: Yo, you know what I'm sayin'? When I first came here, Christina ain't had her stuff together, so I had to get down like that.You know what I'm sayin'? It's crazy - ill crazy! Ill maddy!

Assistant director: Hey, hey, can we get some more boogers on these kickboxers?

David LaChapelle: Okay, okay, now, Christina wanted me to have you to sniff this for inspiration.  

Christina Aguilera: I'm really excited about Redman being in my video. He is so dirrty, like me. We had sex a bunch of times, but we hadn't met, you know, formally.

Christina Aguilera: Yo, CUT! David!

David LaChapelle: Yes, yes, yes - what, what, what?

Christina Aguilera: It just ain't skanky enough! Y'know, I ain't feeling it!

David LaChapelle: All right, let me... let LaChapelle think. Think, LaChapelle. Who are you? What do you think?

Christina Aguilera: You know, I ain't no director, but - I could, y'know ride somebody's leg while they farted.  

David LaChapelle: True.

Christina Aguilera: I just feel so free now, y'know. When people see this video, they're gonna stop thinking of me as some blond-haired bubblegum music industry ho and start thinking of me as a actual ho, y'know, like the kind that hang out at Carni[bleep] Mmm-hmm.

Christina Aguilera: David!

Assistant director: David? David?

David LaChapelle: Yes, yes.

Christina Aguilera: It just - it just ain't skanky enough!

David LaChapelle: Okay. Uh-oh, uh-oh. Okay. Let me think. Okay, guess who center square is? David LaChapelle, me. And I think I know what Christina needs.

Assistant director: Okay, could we have quiet, please? Stop all the work, please. Please take all the chickens outside for a moment.

David LaChapelle: No, I want the chickens to hear this.  

Assistant director: Okay, cancel that. Chickens stay.

David LaChapelle: I got it. We need a large red rubber baboon ass.

Assistant director: Props, I need a red baboon ass yesterday.

Christina Aguilera: Oh, you are a dirrty genus!

David LaChapelle: Perfect. This is it. This is going to work. This is going to work. You're gonna move this. Let's try it again, and everybody - action!

제목 그래로 dirrty하다.
저질스러운게 아주 아주 마음에 든다. 왜 이렇게 웃겨?
흐흐흐

그리고 SNL show에 항상 나오는 Maya Rudolph. (여기서는 Extra 2로 나옴)
그녀의 연기는 항상 최고!