Overprotective Lifeguard Man / Will Ferrell Lifeguard / Jim Carrey Lap Swimmer/ Tim Meadows SNL - 1996/05/18 Lifeguard: No rough-housing.. in the spa! Settle down, please! Man: You're, uh.. you're talking to me? Lifeguard: Cut the horseplay, Sir.. or I'll be forced to eject you from the swimming facility.. thank you, so much! Man: I'm sorry.. uh.. who exactly are you? Lifeguard: Lifeguard on Dut..

Jimmy Tango's Fat Busters Jimmy Tango / Jim Carrey Male Audience Member / Fred Wolf Female Client / Nancy Walls Male Client / Will Ferrell SNL - 1996/05/18 Jimmy Tango: Hi! Do you recognize this tub of crap? That's me, three-and-a-half weeks ago! Since then, I've lost 155 pounds! Yes, you heard me right! I lost 155 pounds in less than three weeks! How did I lose all that gross fat? By combining ..