[SNL] Natalie Portman Rap - An SNL Digital Short

 An SNL Digital Short   

 Chris Parnell 
Natalie Portman 
Andy Samberg 
Seth Myers

SNL - 2006/03/04 Chris Parnell: I’m here with film star Natalie Portman.    Natalie Portman: Hello.   Chris Parnell: So Natalie, what is a day in the life of Natalie Portman like?   Natalie Portman: Do you really want to know?   Chris Parnell: Please, tell us.   Natalie Portman:  I don’t sleep mother fucker; off that ‘Gnac and that Bourbon  Doin’ 120, gettin’ head while I’m swervin’   Seth Meyers: Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick   Natalie Portman:  Yo. Shut the fuck up and suck my dick   I’m bustin’ dudes mouths like gushers mother fucker  Roll up on NBC and smack the shit out Jeff Zucker   What you want Natalie?   To drink and fight   What you need Natalie?   To fuck all night   Don’t test when I’m crazy off that airplane glue   Put my foot down your throat till your shittin’ my shoe   Leave you screamin’, pay for my dry cleanin’   Fuck her man it’s my name that he’s screamin’   Chris Parnell: I’m sorry Natalie, are we supposed to believe you condone driving while intoxicated?   Natalie Portman: I never said I was a role model.   Chris Parnell: But what about the kids that look up to you, do you have a message for them?   Natalie Portman:  All that kids lookin’ up to me can suck my dick   It's Portman mother fucker, I drink till I’m sick   Slit your throat, and pump nitrous down the hole   Watch you laugh and cry, while I laugh you die   And all the dudes, you know I’m talkin’ to you   Guys: WE LOVE YOU NATALIE!   Natalie Portman:  I wanna’ fuck you too   ‘P’ is for Portman  ‘P’ is for pussy   I’ll kill your fuckin’ dog for fun, so don’t push me   Chris Parnell: Wow, Natalie I’m surprised all of this from a Harvard graduate.   Natalie Portman: Well, there’s a lot you may not know about me.   Chris Parnell: Really, such as?   Natalie Portman:  When I was in Harvard   I smoked weed everyday   I cheated every test   And snorted all the Yay   I got a def posse   You got a bunch of dudes   I’ll sit right there on your face and take a shit   Andy Samberg:  Natalie you are a badass bitch (Hell Yeah!)   And I always pay for your dry cleanin’   When my shit gets in your shoe (What!?)   As for the drug use   Well I can vouch for that   My dick is scared of you, helllp   Chris Parnell: Okie-dok, Natalie one final question.  If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it b—   Natalie Portman: No more questions.   WHAT!

 

일단 이 영상을 흡족하게 소화해 낸 Natalie Portman에게 먼저 감사를 표한다.

우리나라 여자 연예인한테 이런거 시키면 아무도 안 할껄?

당신의 일상생황은 어떻냐는 질문에 쉴새없이 gansta rap style로 쏟아내는 그녀의 rapping이 인상적인 영상

현란한고 거침없는 욕의 향연. SNL 작가들 정말 존경스럽다. 

매 회 마다 수십명이 매달려 이 처럼 자극적이고 재미있는 영상을 매주 만들어 내니... 

가사중에 Harvard 이야기가 나와서 찾아봤더니 Natalie Portman이 Harvard에서 심리학을 공부중이라는 사실에 놀랬다.