[SNL] Justin Timberlake PUNK'D parody
SNL - 2003.10.11
Ashton Kutcher: You watched the “Real World - You Never Saw: Las Vegas.” You seen Jackass Steve-o “Don’t Try This at Home.” Now MTV drops a special edition DVD of their newest hit show “Punk’d: Barely Legal,” starring me, Ashton Kutcher. I’m awesome! Here’s the deal, I’m Ashton Kutcher. I’m awesome! We’re showing you all the pranks we weren’t allowed to put on MTV but now we can, because my lawyer found a loophole. Ain’t that right, man?
Lawyer:Well it’s not really a loophole. What you’re doing is actually very illegal, Ashton
Ashton Kutcher: Call me Kooch Check out when we punk Fred Durst!
Mugger #1: Hey Fred Durst! Fred Durst!
Mugger #2: Gimme your wallet Fred Durst!
Fred Durst: Please don’t hurt me. Please don’t hurt my beautiful face. I’ll do anything. I’ll - I’ll touch you wiener. I’ll touch your --
Ashton Kutcher: What’s going on in here? Ha! Fred Durst you just got Punk’d. They didn’t even ask you to touch their wiener
– you just offered it. I’m awesome!
Ha! What a wuss. Why am I so kick ass? Is it because I ‘m dating Demi Moore? Yeah, you know it. Ha! Here’s one you won’t see on t.v. Watch how we punk Christina Aguilera
Christina Aguilera:"I am beautiful, no matter what they say. Yes words can’t bring me down." Oh my god. What’s wrong with me? I’ve been sick all mornin’.
Ashton Kutcher: You’re gonna be a mom!
Christina Aguilera: What?
Ashton Kutcher: You just got Punk’d! We switched out your birth control pills.
Christina Aguilera: Oh my God. You got me. You are so good.
Ashton Kutcher: I know I am. I’m Aston Kutcher. I’m awesome! Hahaha! Hilarious as usual.
Lawyer: Really problematic. I don’t think you can release the DVD
Ashton Kutcher: My life is perfect! But sometimes the pranks aren’t. That’s when you gotta use the ole noodle. Like when we tried to punk 50 Cent. Watch Dax make him think there’s a monster in his room!
50 Cent: Yo, I’m not going in there. There’s a vampire in the bathtub.
Ashton Kutcher: Dude that’s awesome! You didn’t know that you were gonna kill somebody. And Dax didn’t even know he was gonna get killed. It’s a double punk! I’m awesome! I’m Ashton Kutcher. I love Justin Timberlake
Ashton Kutcher: “Punk’d: Barely Legal” available every place that’s awesome!
이 영상의 백미는 바로 파란색으로 표기한 부분. 자기 자신도 민망했던지 웃음을 참지 못하더군.
Fred Durst 부분에서 wiener는 '비엔나 소세지' 즉 남자의 성기를 뜻함.
그가 몸담고 있는 band인 Limp Bizkit을 연상하면 왜 이 단어가 쓰였는지 이해가 갈 것임.